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Sunny Monday

When you turn on the TV in the morning and the word sex fever is mentioned, I couldn't help but smile! How wonderfully liberating that you can already say the word sex in the morning without it causing confusion in me, the listener or the speaker. So something has been done right: SEX, SEX, SEX, wonderful sex! Let's shout this wonderful and beautiful word SEX to the whole world!

And those heat waves… Sex waves, when it’s so hot that you can’t help but have sex inside, outside, in the car, on the beach at the cottage, hidden, in the bushes or wherever? An idyllic image when a couple slips into a hay barn while doing haymaking. The skirt rides up to your ears and the wind slides open faster than ever. And what about nude swimming in midsummer or a bike ride when the hems flare up thanks to the wind. The hot, colorful and love-filled Pride, which is currently being celebrated in Helsinki all week. I dare say that there too, one if not the other person has sex. Summer festivals are full all summer long all over Finland and there strawberry-flavored cider drinks most often lead to a passionate summer romance or at least a hot one-night stand. Oh, wonderful summer, sex and heat.

Sex is a far too underrated hobby. So many good things come from it. Red cheeks, pelvic floor muscle exercises, touching, being accepted, appreciation, laughter and maybe even babies. Sex can boost self-esteem and we rarely have too much of that. So sex lovers, come to Finland now so we can get permission for this wonderful summer hobby.

But let's not forget about sex storms, sex clouds, sex rain, sex frost, sex wind, sex! You can and should have sex whenever you feel like it. And if you don't have that partner, remember to have sex with yourself, even with nice toys or enjoy your own hands. Sex is wonderful, beautiful, liberating! Sex belongs to you, to me, to everyone. Sex is the best drug. You can always come up with a good reason to have sex. After all, it's hot, Monday or a day off. Let's enjoy sex to the fullest. Thank you to you who invented sex!

Hot, humid, sweaty. Tonight any trick works…. And if it doesn’t work, try Zestra. The best Burana for headaches!

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