Grow your own heppi

Grow your own heppi

You know those questionable banners on the side of websites that advertise crotch enlargement with various pumps and pills? Well, all you need for this one is a glass of water!

The stem is about 5.5 cm long at first, and when you put the hepin in water and (have patience) let it sit there, magic starts to happen. Namely, this mighty sword has tripled in size after 72 hours! When you take the sword out of the wetland, it starts to dry up again, but don't worry - you can always grow it back!

A fun gift for a bachelorette party hero, for example, or for a corner of your desk to grow instead of your forehead.

• For stag/hen parties
• As a gift
• For myself
• To the boss